Know-the-Ledge, on 12 June 2012 - 12:52 PM, said:
On Sunday I visited Blackburn, I didn't fall off the edge of the Earth as we left Yorkshire
nor spontaneously combust; infact felt like I had been there before, perhaps in a dream or a past life, not that i believe re-incarnation, though if it is true can I please not come back as a Duck, because I can't swim...does anybody remember the days I actually used to be funny? lal
I went to Blackburn for the annual Urs of the Aslami's and to help in blocking the traffic, I stayed true to my resolve and wore plain-clothes with a topi and attar; I just don't feel comfortable in pyjamas and my decision not to carry an umbrella or wear a rain coat was vindicated despite being in Lancashire where they get 6 months of rain the winter and then 6 monts of crap weather in the summer; no matter how bad it gets in Yorkshire you can rest assured that it's always worse in Manchester and around there; it's to do with the Pennines and how it affects the weather system, most of the rain gets dumped on their side of the Pennines, so on behalf of Yoprkshire - thank you (and we beat you in the Roses as well).
Mudassar I was paranoid that I was seeing you everywhere, were you on Oak Street at around 12? lal
Anyway is anybody from Blackburn? I like knowing about muslim communities up and down the country. I took a walk and drive around the communities there and found it quite serene, like everybody was getting on like a house on fire; is this true? There were so many mosques within a stones throw away from each other, so that indicates something wasn't quite right, there were hardly any g-spots though, just looked like some ruffians who still listen to 2pac, one or two looked like Maxi Priest fans so that saves some kudos.
What are property prices like? And what do the locals think of this annual traffic blocking parade, just seemed to be everyone stood on their doorsteps whilst others took over their town, I think there's too many non-sunnis there and what's with 'Kanjra International Foods?' and 'Cutchi Hall?' lol naugty words.
Know the ledge...
Congratulations you got your visa to visit the Red Rose county, I hope my fellow lancastrians didnt abuse you too much !!! I guess you never told 'em you were a yorkshire lad (kaark spit - throat feels clearer now.) lolo ...
Any way or in yorks lingo "Any road" hope you enjoyed ur stay, ur correct we have approx 50 mosques in roughly less than 2.5 sq miles... lets see we have
Indian Gujji sunnis
Pakistaani sunnis
Indian Deos (few big arab funded copper clad domes on them !! )
Pakistaani ahle hadith (2 of)
India deo from Surat
Indian deo from Bharuch
you got your Kutchi mosque
a Kokni one for good measure
The Dawate Islami have one main one and you usually find them in all the sunni mosques at maghrib
as you call them the Aslami (RA) crew have a regular mosque/Khaanqah
The Indian Chisti silsila have their khaanqah.
The Shia have two places.
There are numerous madressas usually in places where Planning permission is impossible to get !!
So a typical town really.....
We have the Rabi ul Avval joloos's two different mosques organise them, but we go to both grub is brill and loadsa naata from the Karachi crew (owais, yusuf et al)
After been rained out for a few years the Aslami bros moved their annual jooloos to June, narrowley missed a downpour this year though.
We are famed for cock'in up the Rushdie affair about 25 years ago ... way toooo much jazbaat man... we made that book a best seller..and 99.99% of us don't know what was actually written in it..
oh by the way every visiting shaykh from indo pak has a base here too, Thursday Friday evenings you can catch a mehfil of milad or zikr or even qawwali in a place somewhere in Blackburn, Just to be bloody awkward the Jumma times are synchronised to the same time, so no one on shifts has a choice of mosque.
Also timetables .... big mess here... about 15 different versions for the same longitude and latitude.... I think we were the first town to establish Radio Ramzan, quiet popular and lots of keen competion to obtain the license every year... oh and btw we have Ummah TV... nuf said.
The only other thing we are famous for is the number of Accident claim shops and extreme car insurance prices... but I beleive Bradford is the only place worse than Blackburn for this.