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The 'MSN Messenger' Thread My Grandmother's house in Spain needs painting

Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:28 PM (#1) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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Amuse me.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:53 PM (#2) User is offline   Mohammad_Ali 

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Buzz!!!
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:57 PM (#3) User is offline   seeker 

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Your grandmother's what? :blink:


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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:02 PM (#4) User is offline   SikandarB 

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Nothing’s off topic here I guess.

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:13 PM (#5) User is offline   seeker 

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Nothing’s off topic here I guess.



OooOoooOooooooooooo :P

Anyway. I think I should stop coming on YN so much. It's just a way of escaping exams / revision :S It's really bad!
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Nay, truly! He is like a ruby amongst stones...
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:30 PM (#6) User is offline   Modest-Muslimah 

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Nothing’s off topic here I guess.



OooOoooOooooooooooo :P

Anyway. I think I should stop coming on YN so much. It's just a way of escaping exams / revision :S It's really bad!

yeh i know what you mean brother, cos i'm always at a computer at work & i get distracted so easily.....don't want to get the sack now! :w00t:

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:45 PM (#7) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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A muslim couple go to marriage counselling to help with their perennial arguments. The counsellor asks the man to, "look into your wife's eyes.....and tell us what you think her favourite flower is?"

He stares into his wife's eyes...thinks hard and goes, "Elephant Atta"

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:52 PM (#8) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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Flintstones has been pulled from Dubai TV, as the people of Dubai don't understand the accent, however, the people of Abbbbbbbu Dhabbbbbi Doooooooooooo
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:53 PM (#9) User is offline   Damishq 

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I'm still upset.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:54 PM (#10) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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What do you call a fat Pakistani girl at the bus stop?


Moti-waiting (Motivating)
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:57 PM (#11) User is offline   Damishq 

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More upset.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:04 PM (#12) User is offline   Damishq 

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a vest.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:04 PM (#13) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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A freshie farts loudly in department store. English chap next 2 him says, "Excuse me, have you no decency, you farted before my wife". Freshie says, "Sorry,i didnt know it was her turn"!!
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:08 PM (#14) User is offline   Know-the-Ledge 

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Son say's to mum he's going to barbers
mums say's, "but you don't need a haircut"
son say's, "no, i'm going to my friend Barber Ali's house"What do you call a bald Pakistani? Iqbal
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:09 PM (#15) User is offline   Damishq 

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What do you call a lonely banana?

Akela
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:12 PM (#16) User is offline   zahir-b 

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:16 PM (#17) User is offline   AUUA-Youth 

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Student: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Student: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Rok leti hain aap ki nisbat, teer jitne bhi ham pe chalte hain

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:17 PM (#18) User is offline   Modest-Muslimah 

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OKKKK That's the first time i've heard of it, and let's hope to God it ain't true! :w00t:

p.s: a pakistani taxi driver had a fat woman in the back of the car and got pulled over for driving too fast....the policeman came upto him and asked him for his details then asked 'can i see your MOT' the driver goes "Eh-MoTi in the back!".............

sorry that's the best i could do! :D

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:18 PM (#19) User is offline   MVA 

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a pakistani couple get divorced and as there coming out of the divorce courts the woman starts crying......the guy turns to her and say's "what you crying for, im still your cousin"
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:19 PM (#20) User is offline   AUUA-Youth 

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An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, for those who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answers it anyway: "Never got caught."
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